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Movie Title
Renaissance (2006) Unwatchable
A Perfect Getaway (2009) Will never look at Hawaii the same way again
Last Life in the Universe (2003) Definitive mediocrity
The Accountant (2001) Favorite Lines
Six Shooter (2004) Just pathetic
Sex and the City (2008) 'White guy with a stroller' line
Death Rides a Horse (1967) How would you describe Ryan?
Living Hell (2008) Wow, It didn't totally suck!
A Life Less Ordinary (1997) Scotland in England??!!
Scream 4 (2011) It just doesn't feel the same!
Union City (1980) macabre
Four Christmases (2008) No Black People?
Man of Steel (2013) This Kicked The Sh!t Out Of 'Avengers'
The Skulls (2000) Why do people hate this so much?
The Wolverine (2013) Does this take place after origins?
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) Too Lighthearted
Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970) You Can Keep Your Bloody Twilight - This Is The Best!
Chaos (2005) Statham would beat Snipes down!!!!
The Perfect Sleep (2009) have the screener
Strategic Air Command (1955) Jimmy Stewart's dullest film