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Movie Title
Taking Woodstock (2009) So slow and boring. Turned it off after 20 minutes
Shanghai Kiss (2007) Offensive to Chinese (Asian) girls
Iron Man 3 (2013) Where are the Avengers?
Iron Man 3 (2013) But . . . They didn't rape the Mandarin
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) Ewan McGregor still in Obi-Wan mode.....
The Ten Commandments (1956) James Cameron or Peter Jackson for a remake?
Ghostbusters (1984) Does Peter sleep with Gozer-possessed Dana?
Man About Dog (2004) Mo chara?
After Earth (2013) The backstory to the film
The Iron Giant (1999) Typical tripe to feed to gullible children
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009) What the...? How was this allowed to exist?
The Cabin in the Woods (2012) Could you pull the trigger? Spoilers
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Spock can't negotiate...
The Godfather Part II (1974) Can someone explain to me Hyman Roth's plot in the film?
The Magnetic Monster (1953) The coolest thing about TMM
The Sweeney (2012) 100 Things We Learned from The Sweeney
Lovers: A True Story (1991) song title
Patrik, Age 1.5 (2008) Silly and unrealistic
Dead Man Down (2013) Wait, this is a WWE production? Seriously?!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) The director runied this script